A Day in the Life of Gandalf the Grey
0825 Wake up because of a digging sensation in my skull. Open my eyes to see a flock of birds around me. Time to wash my robes. Damn birds think I'm Radagast the Brown.
0835 Wash my robes in the nearby river. Some people wonder what a wizard wears under their robes. And the answer is simple. More robes.
0930 Decide to start my long journey to the White Council temporarily being held in Rivendell. I hope I don’t see my cousin Poofter the Pink there. I'm naturally distrustful of anyone who gets his fingers manicured every week.
1002 Stop to take a whiz in the bushes.
1013 Realize to my annoyance that I am out of silver pennies. Head towards the nearest house to ask if they want their windows washed.
1023 Some persuading and some threatening later I finally start washing the lawn for an estranged dwarf who lives on his own. Salinger I think his name was. I’m glad he saw my side of the argument. Not every dwarf sees how being turned into a......
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