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Funny Paper On 2004 Presidential Race


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The Presidency

Once every four years there is something called an election for the Presidency and what it comes down to is three men that will go all out to be the President. These men include George W. Bush, John Kerry, and Ralf Nader.
All three of them looked straight in each other's eyes and were gazing at me as I took one step backward. We were in the White House deciding who should be the President. I would have shot them if I had not had that struggle with George W. Bushes dog that I shot to death. That dog's bite was hard and I had no choice, who knows, it could have been a terrorist. Ralf Nader wasn't anything big either being the one who is hoggish and always has to use the can leaving behind the smell of the reeking and rotten power of my mom, who's dead carcass is probably full of worms by now. "Rock, paper, scissors," we said and Bush had won. In anger Nader and I beat Bush till he couldn't feel his legs. Who am I you might say, well I am Spiderman, no I'm......

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Approximate Word Count: 1064
Approximate Pages: 5 (260 words per double-spaced page)

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