The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are an indictment of the Catholic Church. Step one is how did I realize this? Well the clues are in the original comics and in the original cartoon. I will walk you through this cause it gets a little intricate.
First. who was Michelangelo the TMNT? ...Ill give you a second...He was the party dude, right? Cowabunga and such, always the fun guy. What about Raphael? ... Did you say the moody loaner? How about the one who was always sulking? well both of those would be right. Moving on to the real people... Michelangelo, What did he do? Most memorable is the Sistine Chapel. but did you know he painted it by himself? why? cause he hated people! He despised human contact, infact he hated painting in general, he preferred sculpture, it took longer and he could lock himself away for months. How about the real Raphael? Well, he died at age 29 of alcohol poisoning, he partied a little to hard. Have you seen his paintings? almost everyone has either naked......
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