A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear
made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
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How well does cold water clean?
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of the state he lived in.
After spending the night,
his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
consisting of eggs and bacon.
He noticed a film like substance on his plate
and he questioned,
.Grandfather, .....are these plates clean?
His grandfather replied....
those plates are as clean as cold water can get them,
so go on and finish your meal.
Later on that after noon,
while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch,
he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate,
and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes....
so he asked again..
Grandfather, are you sure these plates are clean?
Without looking......
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