Cartoons: Land of Imagination
Just as Moses climbed Mount Sinai to receive the ten commands, the
following are the ten laws that govern my most interesting place. 1. Any body
suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. 2.
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes
suddenly. 3. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation
conforming to its perimeter. 4. The time required for an object to fall twenty
stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off
the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. 5.
All principles of gravity are negated by fear. 6. As speed increases, objects
can be in several places at once. 7. Certain bodies can pass through solid
walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. 8. Any violent
rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. 9. Everything falls faster than
an anvil. 10. For every......
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