scene kids like andrew jackson
First and foremost, your AIM screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x\'s you have in it, the more scene you are.
Next, go buy yourself some girl\'s jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you\'re a perfect woman\'s 2? Buy a woman\'s 0 and suck it in.
After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you\'ve never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. [Being scene, you\'re supposed to know every single band in the scene. Duh.] If people ask you about them, just say you like the \"old stuff\" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever.
Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out!
So, now you\'re dressed pretty scene, but......
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