What's up, Juggalos? A lot's been going down here at the ol' Hatchet, and in the face of some very heavy resistance, as promised, there is going to be a Gathering this summer! Concerts, wrestling, seminars, contests, camping, Family love, and oh so much more... And it's for cheaper than it's ever been outdoors! Four days and four nights of non-stop flavor, for $150! Plus, you can pitch a tent for all four days for as little as $25 more! And that shit is crazy fresh. But truth be told, things need to be a little different this year.
We searched everywhereand we mean, EVERYWHEREfor a place that would take the Gathering. Fairgrounds, parks, amphitheatres, convention centers, even fuckin' nudist coloniesand no one was interested in hosting the event. Each year, the Gatherings get harder and harder to put on, to the point where this year, it almost didn't happen. But in spite of nearly impossible odds, we did pull it off. So the Hatchet has come through and done its part for......
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