The one thing I hate almost as much as chavs, chav music, crappy ringtones, scene kids, fight star and alcoholic wannabees, is of course MICRSOFT FUCKING WORD ART. My hatred for Microsoft word art is threefold. First and foremost it beat me with paddles when I was a child. The second reason is it's annoying because half the time you can't even read what the the actual fucking words are saying because you get too distracted by the un-pretty patterns and lame colours and the less-than-nice shadows. The words become insignificant and impossible to decipher. It’s gay. If you want to make something eye-catching make it red or something not fucking blue and purple with a fade in the middle and three different shadows and the words going in a circle with some fucked up preset colour thing, I mean “ parchemt” HOW THE FUCK IS BROWN TINTED TO A SLIGHTLY MOR DIAORREAH LOKKING BROWN MEANT TO LOOK LIKE A PICEC OF FUCKING PARCHEMENT, cunts. For christ sake we don’t want to see some crappy desert......
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