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Fans begin worship for King

In preparation for what may happen in 2010, many citizens of the tri-state area have already prepared a court for their future king.
“It’s pandemonium, they’ve already started to build churches for the man,” Knicks analyst Gus Johnson said.
New York natives are praying that Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James comes to New York in 2010. To no ones surprise is that number 23 jerseys have sky rocketed at the NBA Store on 5th Avenue, and those aren’t Quentin Richardson jerseys, the current holder of the number.
“People have come in everyday for a LeBron jersey,” cashier John Thomas said. “But they don’t want ‘James’ as the name on the back.”
The buyers are part of the congregation of the soon to be built churches. Instead of having ‘James’ on the back, they are putting personalized names on the back such as ‘Savior’, ‘God’ and even ‘Jesus Jr.’ along with the number 23 as well.
“I’ve even bought one......

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